Wednesday, February 21, 2018

d100 treasures of the veins

food is 200sp/lb, flesh is 100sp/lb and light 1sp/hour
  1. oversized golden Maneki-Neko
  2. pile of sea urchins
  3. gun with d6 bullets
  4. loom spins wheat into gold 
  5. loom spins gold into wheat
  6. lots of pristine bondage gear, turns dark corner further you dig
  7. kid who cries diamonds, 1/hr, isn’t sad
  8. ingredients for several industrial materials such as rubber, no recipe or instructions
  9. lots of silver Maneki-Nekos waving ominously
  10. gold flanges supporting something even more valuable which has been ripped away
  11. very high quality “brand name” rope
  12. dried newt hoard
  13. treacle mine
  14. smell of spoiled butter, cave is full of cream cheese-like runoff
  15. crates marked “goblin ass”
  16. strips of hardened meat, long sections of a creature as if run through a giant bread slicer 
  17. deanimated RE4 Reanimator
  18. definitely expired canned foods
  19. ancient trout-bank in sump
  20. teeth-laden jewelry not correlatable with any familiar body-shape
  21. room full of copper wool
  22. overfat pariah
  23. tortured mindless eunuch
  24. ...not mindless, begs like Looney Tunes character
  25. yttrium bucket can scoop up molten gold
  26. old sheets and blankets
  27. Candle of Ugliness
  28. inorganic flower rooted and apparently alive
  29. worms that look like gold from short distance
  30. deed due in Foreclose
  31. wall scripture wants to be your tattoo
  32. jar of paint, flammable when dry
  33. someone has been lovingly raising a cat
  34. d100 locks
  35. 14 flammable holy books
  36. gauntlet that makes you want to jerk off but will capture your soul if you do
  37. dried eyes on a hoop
  38. loose gunpowder
  39. preserved dead mimic
  40. crude oil collects here
  41. old pharmaceuticals
  42. battery powered neon light, D batteries included
  43. mega-old altar with salvageable organic remains
  44. flask of glue, edible
  45. crude sulfur refinery in pyrite cave
  46. old battle-worn coins from the surface
  47. opium
  48. fungal hay
  49. old library water-ruined and covered in crystals
  50. ...in mushrooms
  51. very aged whisky
  52. spices
  53. ceremonial knife set
  54. knot map of distant zone
  55. fungus grows to look like books, not readable
  56. collection of sliced toes just beyond toeslicer
  57. bassy functional trumpet
  58. you can see a bunch of relaxing grecian figures if you put your eye to this garnet
  59. bones in quantity
  60. cranberries in bottled tears packed in eyelashes
  61. tick colony
  62. dog-sized earthworm + collar
  63. paraffin blocks
  64. wrapped blood lacquers
  65. really hard hardtack
  66. acid-as-currency vials
  67. quality fabric bag + fresh head
  68. thickening agent in hair bag lets you lacquer blood
  69. dead guy with many dead derro inside him
  70. drinkable oozes taste like a sports drink
  71. strange furs wrap a pocket dimension
  72. goblin petrified from the waist up
  73. whole diamond in handgun shape with trigger and everything
  74. chest of fine clothing
  75. chest of various fine shoes, all pretty much unsuitable for climbing
  76. mechanical statue of an unrecognizable regal figure screams doubles over and clutches head when wound up
  77. syringes of morphine, in quantity
  78. swimming bugs in milk in clear, terrible flasks
  79. chocolate
  80. shredded meat and salt 
  81. gold donuts
  82. rubies cut into long cylinders and Ωs
  83. tangle of fine metals the size of a beachball; you can put your head in, its a crown, supports yr eyelids
  84. harvested zits
  85. spellbook chock full of magic missile over and over
  86. teeth grow out of gums growing out of teeth, edible (gums are)
  87. deep janeen has left adamantium graffiti and someone has started carving it out of the wall
  88. last will and inheritance payable to pc from deR0
  89. really good art notebooks, burnable
  90. supersharp minted jewels
  91. mostly eaten fusion of burned corpse and burned armor
  92. snappable military glowsticks (already in the book somewhere)
  93. a wine cellar
  94. coal deposit
  95. large  barrel of salt, beneath the salt there is a whole and living sun face wall sculpture, edible and organic, currently in coma
  96. birdcage + bird
  97. many many D batteries
  98. corpse fairly identifiable as a Yoshi
  99. clean surgical tools
  100. you can't tell what it is, but it looks edible

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