d100 ways that the police respond to something
- the street rumbles. and collapses. the police were trapped in the sewers beneath and they're now free.
- cops are taking shits in nearby bathroom
- cops immediately decide they need to consult a psychic
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- cops set up an astrolabe and begin consulting it. crime scene slowly becomes more and more about astronomy/ology as night progresses
- evil cop demands everyone's shoes, steals them
- cop breaks down door like kramer
- cops very sneaky show up slowly poking their noses around corners
- very scary not funny thing where the cops make you go through simon says or shoot you
- cops slowly start deconstructing the house
- cut to: police tape on the ground, serious detectives having a police procedural conversation, the interim elided over
- cops start gossiping about you in front of you, picking apart your appearance and being snotty
- cops more concerned about the serial killer who is said to be probably "close by"
- cops eating lunch, try to get you to buy hoagies for the police hoagie sale
- cops trying to sell raffle tickets and will only do what you want if you buy more and more tickets
- one cop has his shoes untied and will fall over at comic time, gets really angry and will get violent
- cops were just playing paintball and file in with all their gear still on, with paint splotches, have grudges etc
- frantic yelling and giant gorilla-like cop bursts into scene named Mongo, other cops have to calm it down
- cops are late to motocross, rival team shows up revving their bikes really loud outside crime scene
- competitive putting using a glass and a putter to kill time
- drinking tea out of big mugs using both hands
- flash photography, blue latex gloves, gas tanks, heart rate monitor... sick people start showing up, seems like the flu's in season. travelling witch doctor-show sets up outside. purpose of the scene seems to have changed somewhat.
- humiliating body searches of all present (good luck -ed)
- police mislabel all evidence and cart it all off and are never seen from or heard ever again
- everyone gets arrested, evidence is manufactured to pin it on random PC present
- a great evil is afoot... police invite hooded figures to the scene and keep discussing "the warden"
- redneck sherrif + barefoot deputies with shotguns
- add'l evidence is uncovered which completely changes the case
- murder weapon added/subtracted from scene (if one was present, subtracted, etc)
- secret room with blood messages on the walls (or similar)
- mutated half-alive fetus, parentage apparent, squirreled away at scene
- evidence literally falls from sky
- small meteorite lands near scene
- fastfood delivery & subsequent argument
- police horse freaks out and gets destructive, police refuse to euthanize it
- supervillain is involved (see: http://rememberdismove.blogspot.com/2019/01/d50-villains.html)
- police accidentally break something vital and profusely apologize
- detective taking over the case is covered in tattoos and seductive
- cops are aliens
- cops refuse to leave car, will not for any reason, talk through window etc
- random object magnetized by lightning exactly like in The Court Jester (1955)
- one cop is also a serial killer trying to deal with the conflicting parts of his identity and audibly goes through the motions.
- cops blare really loud music from the car the whole time they're there
- cop has native roots and uses a bow and arrow, facepaint, stereotypical native clue-gathering methods, listening to ground, voodoo etc
- cops are ghost hunters
- cops deeply hate each other
- small fire starts and will escalate if players dont do something
- fantastically obese cop(s)
- cops kinda gossipy and drinking appletinis
- scene is haunted and manifests blood on the walls / time loop / hallucinogenic ghost presence / items rearrange / curse distribution / demonic chanting
- cops are satanists!
- K9 dog has foaming horrible rabies
- cops are using messenger pigeons
- Cop is one day away from retirement!
- serial killer/ other horrible person(s) is in disguise as a cop(s), (supervillain may be involved see #32)
- SNAFU involving undercover police already at scene
- cop is compulsive masturbator(s)
- cops trying to sell drugs to PCs... a sting?
- cops doin
- coke
- ketamine
- ecstasy
- methamphetamines
- opiods
- LSD
- cops have regressed to a pre-modern state, alike cavemen
- cop has massive weeping wound(s) no one acknowledges
- cops are very nerdy and wheedly, pocket protectors, cokebottle glasses
- preggo ladycop goes into labor
- cop is one of those mechs from Robocop (1987)
- cop is Robocop
- cops are babushka-wearing grandma cops
- cops are forever on their phones
- cops are drunk gettin drunker
- cops don't know how to use a computer! they need to though, could you help?
- cops are totally competent in this case.
- copgun goes off aciddentally at worst time
- cops all have a seriously flu
- none of the cops can read
- dispatcher promises cops will show up but none ever, ever will
- cops skin slowly changing colors
- cops "smell" crime
- cops are all terribly beautiful
- dinosaurs show up
- cops are compulsive gamblers
- cops are greatly speculative about chess
- cop mentions he has a single day until retirement
- bomb squad robot shows up first, alone, due to scheduling error
- cops are all terribly hungover
- cops are in a band together and are kinda like Mystery Incorporated
- bishonen detective
- cop has chronic pain flareup and requires paramedic attention
- cops are all actually ghosts
- seemingly quite intelligent detective determined to fake evidence for own goals
- cops arrive at wrong location and are unable to travel to correct one although dispatch will unceasingly attempt to coordinate this
- cop has a phobia about flying bugs which arrive periodically, he freaks out, other cops have to calm him down, keeps happening
- cops seem like they're really good genuinely kind friends to each other but commit terrible cruelties to each other as well
- -100 : reroll
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